Four Seas Restaurant Hunan Gone

This weird title is a Google Translation of 湘飘四海酒楼. You’ll soon find out why not everything can be Google-translated. Google has served my all my needs well. The Translator is accurate to a few Chinese words. Google is already being more useful by including robotic hanyu-pinyin pronunciation of Chinese words.

It is rare for all three of us male waiters to hang out. We are always somehow in different shifts.

Jay has been a good tour guide. Bringing us around to nice places to eat and stuff. You have to know a local when you’re overseas to survive man.

干锅湘之驴 Gan Guo Xiang’s Ass. LOL I rather they use Google Translate, really.

小炒甲鱼 Slighty fries stewed.

口口香浓以犹未 Shannon get enough mouth

Tobacko fish. Cool!

鱼头泡饼 Cake in Fat Head Fish.

湘飘鸡翅 Dongting Lake Big Head Fish

You see, this is so much more readable and understandable.

And it’s supposed to be a restaurant-hotel. Not cheap.

Was Jay’s previous job. He did the ordering and the discounts. We actually spoke like Englishmen pretending not to understand Chinese to play in, hahaha.

You have to pay ￥5 for this. Includes a wet tissue too.

Food was fabulous too. Filling. I just cant feel the vibe of the veggies.

A walk down the street filled with 成人保健s (Sex Shops) later, we finally reach 四得公园. Oh did I mention that there are Sex Shops at every corner of Beijing? Cater the needs of horny China men (1 woman : 4.25 men ratio).

Oh I should mention that I haven’t gone in before and I will definitely buy something back. Trust me, if any shop is said “to be found anywhere”, it’s definitely 成人保健s (Sex Shops).

Orders, anyone? PM me. LOL.

A successful beautification project reconstructed under “Green Olympics” theme. 四得公园 mainly caters to locals seeking some leisure.

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Small park that is well-equipped I’d say.

Nice bricky toilet.

STOMP it now, with the header “Couple caught making out at East Coast Park”.

I think people will actually believe it. Try it! LOL.

Soccer and basketball going hand-in-hand…

Had to experiment with my camera to let it capture the essence of night shots.

Hey, ballerina!

Even skate and dance too!

By day, it’s a playground for skaters (I presume). By night, it’s a playground for the aging population to shake their asses man!

There’s a shop doing rentals. It’s provided sofas to rest and drinks and even FAKE slalom cones. Okay well they probably actually aren’t fake, more of a play-thing for kids who pester their parents.

Dazzling Dance Arena.

Made a ￥5 entrance in, but chicken out to dance. The music is so inappropriate and the moves are so complicated.

Cool to learn nonetheless!

Yes, the guy was dancing solo. No kidding.

Surely Fire Burning On The Dancefloor! Ooh~

Hanging out like this is certainly fun.It’s rare that we get a chance like this. Gotta cherish.

And oh yes. I will miss the (extreme) broken Chinese-English signs for sure!